Difference between revisions of "Den 5 Puppet show"

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Scene 1:  Jungle  
Scene 1:  Jungle  
* Narrator:  "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Cyrstal Skull."  
* Narrator:  "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Crystal Skull."  
* Commissioner Gordon:  "
* Commissioner Gordon:  "


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* Leave with Batwing on ocean


Scene 2:  Batwing on ocean
 
* Indy leaves Bahamas
 
Scene 2:  Bahamas
* Narrator:  "Inidana Jones, Mutt Williams, and Short Round are on vacation in the Bahamas."
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Indy leaves Bahamas




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* Batman:  "Because your jokes are so bad.  You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits.  Ever heard Bow No Move?"   
* Batman:  "Because your jokes are so bad.  You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits.  Ever heard Bow No Move?"   
* Joker:  "I'll have to learn that one."   
* Joker:  "I'll have to learn that one."   
* Batman:  "Here, take this medication and come back in a week."
* Joker (leaves)




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* Ronald is the Joker's brother
* Ronald is the Joker's brother
* "I'm lovin' it"   
* "I'm lovin' it"   
* Joker:  "Some guy named Bow said not to take medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week." 


"I hate puppet shows"  
"I hate puppet shows"  

Revision as of 00:28, 13 September 2008

Characters:

  • Indiana Jones (Cameron)
  • Batman (Aidan)
  • The Joker (Dillon)
  • Two-Face (no one yet)
  • Mutt Williams (Reed)
  • Short Round (Jorge)
  • Penguin (Nathan)
  • Commissioner Gordon (Ryder)
  • Ronald McDonald (Skyler)

Scene 1: Jungle

  • Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Crystal Skull."
  • Commissioner Gordon: "


  • Pinocchio (appears)
  • Commissioner: "You're not in this story."
  • Pinocchio: "But I just wanted to be a real boy... Scout."



  • Leave with Batwing on ocean


Scene 2: Bahamas

  • Narrator: "Inidana Jones, Mutt Williams, and Short Round are on vacation in the Bahamas."


Indy leaves Bahamas


Penguin follows from ocean


Scene 3: Gotham City

  • Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon have arrived in Gotham City. The Commissioner has gone to his office, so the Joker attempts to get Batman to give to him the Crystal Skull."
  • Joker: "Can I have the Skull?"
  • Batman: "No."
  • Joker: "Please?"
  • Batman: "No."
  • Joker: "Pretty please?"
  • Batman: "No."
  • Joker: "Pretty please with sugar on it?"
  • Batman: "What kind of sugar?"
  • Joker: "Cinnamon."
  • Batman: "No. It makes me sneeze."
  • Joker: "This guy goes into a bar."
  • Batman: "I've heard that one."
  • Joker (loud and mean): "Why so serious?"
  • Batman: "Because your jokes are so bad. You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits. Ever heard Bow No Move?"
  • Joker: "I'll have to learn that one."
  • Batman: "Here, take this medication and come back in a week."
  • Joker (leaves)


Indiana Jones goes to Gotham to get it with helpers



Scene 4: Batcave

  • Indy finds the Cave, takes the skull
  • Batman chases Indy with Batmobile "I hate caves"

Penguin pops Batmobile tire

All tires fall off, Geico appearance

"Should have got Geico"


Scene 5: McDonald's

  • Ronald is the Joker's brother
  • "I'm lovin' it"


  • Joker: "Some guy named Bow said not to take medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week."


"I hate puppet shows"

"Where's Robin? He's at Jack In The Box. Says that clown is funnier."

"You have the Crystal Skull. Use it to pay for lunch."

Ronald: "We just take cash here. Do I need to call the cops?"


Short Round lines "Whoa! Crash landing!" "Short Round, step on it!" "Hold on to your potatoes." "Fortune and glory"


"I think my arteries just clogged

  • Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation."